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| Cherrybomb: Nubs! D:< |
Description: Evil Irritating Nub blog entry.
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Good evening fellow Isyans!
I decided to do some reconnaissance around Bijou in search of a legendary nub. I received urgent news from reliable sources that a legendary nub has graced Bijou with her presence. The last I heard about her was a rumor that an evil snowman worked with Santa Claus to capture her and imprisoned her in the year 2011. Of course, I didn't believe any of it was true until I saw her with my own eyes. So, I went on a journey to find her. As I logged on, I found one of her many nubnugget minions...
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| Could it be? Is that really you? Or am I dreaming? |
Ok, well, my search for the legendary nub was such a disappointment for me... I mean she could have made it more challenging like her fun and challenging game, "
Where's FatalLace?" I wanted it to be an adventure in where I either run past flying phouches, hide from mana sucking vampires, paddle on a special canoe on the lake of the dead, or fight barbie zombies that know karate. Instead, I find her sitting in her level 70 mushroom house next to the storage??? What? What? Ok, maybe it wasn't a dangerous adventure as I hope it would be, but I am glad I got to see her. By the way, how is Santa Claus? I haven't seen him in forever after being banned from the North Pole for causing Bijou so much trouble... (Of course, I do not regret my actions. It was, after all, Bijou's fault!)
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| This is too easy, Fatal. I found you... :/ Where is my prize? |
There were a lot of things in my mind that I wanted to say... I wanted to know what she had been up to. I wanted to give her a hug, but unfortunately she was in her mushroom. I wanted to show her my Santa Claus pet that she gave me years ago, but she was in her mushroom. I never forgot that day... Most importantly, I wanted to apologize about something. For me, the experience was like seeing a celebrity, but she wasn't like in a guild tournament facing three people at once or soloing 1000s of creatures in her own unique way on her sharpshooter... NO! SHE WAS IN HER MUSHROOM SIPPING TEA NEXT TO THE STORAGE! Maybe she was plotting to rob the storage? Or maybe this was psychological warfare? AHHH! WHY THE MUSHROOM? *sigh* I need some tea... mind sharing some with me? *sips*
Instead of doing all of that, I decided to do this for her...
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| 3... 2... 1... Tada! |
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| Enjoy your floatation stone, Fatal! Bwhahaha!!! |
WELCOME BACK, FATAL! YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED! PLEASE DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF STAYING INSIDE YOUR MUSHROOM!!!
<3
Sincerely,
Cherrybomb the Banned Bijouian Elf of Floatation Stones
